Drunken Ramblings

So sitting around drinking some scotch and realizing I had not updated this in far too long. To remedy the situation, I thought I would share some drunken ramblings.

1) First my 2012 intentions, as in 2008 I have decided since I am constitutionally prohibited from running for president in 2012 due to age requirements, I again will not be a candidate. And like 2008, I will endorse a candidate when the time is right.

2) Watching a sci-fi original movie starring Debbie Gibson and Tiffany. The movie, Mega-Python vs. Gatoroid, has taught me 2 things. 1) The movie gets better the more I drink and 2) my childhood fantasy has not changed; I still want to have a 3-way with Tiffany and Debbie Gibson.

3) Yesterday was the 25th anniversary of the Challenger disaster. It brought back many memories, including being in 2nd grade and seeing the disaster unfold and remembering President Reagan's touching tribute. It also reminded me of all the tasteless jokes that emerged from it reminding us that the greatest humor does truly emanate from the greatest tragedy. My only complaint is the joke link is missing perhaps the greatest Challenger joke:

Q: Why does Christa McCauliffe have dandruff

A: She can't find her head and shoulders.